The answers that people might give now
Teresa May: I am proud of our police force and it was not their fault that the chicken lost its leg
Douglas Adams: 42
Descartes: It's not pink, it's not spam
Gaddafi's security chief: Give me just five minutes alone with it and I'll find out!
Hamlet: That is not the question
Ken Clarke: I fell asleep, what was the question?
Margaret Thatcher: this chicken's not for turning
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature
Nick Clegg: I told it my principles were on the other side
